Fun fact: when I ripped off my wristband, I punched myself in the face. Rad
I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
i came on her dog
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
I just remembered our "im drunk enough to look at your vagina" conversation. Is that offer still valid? I really think I need a second opinion
It hurts to peel the glue off my chest and i keep finding glitter in my hair.
I just wanted to decorate you...
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
Definitely went to court without a bra and panties because Mr. LastNight’s dog stole them. I guarantee you I was the only lawyer going commando in court
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