So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
He answered his phone while he was eating me out and proceeded to yell at his wife for interrupting lunch...impressed or rock bottom?
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
Hey man, sorry about punching you in the face, also about turning the shower on you. I just really wanted you to drink some water.
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
Randomize
