A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
Every time I find out someone else from high school got pregnant accidentally, I want to declare victory over them.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
And I just had to awkwardly tell 3 police officers that I was having sex and not in any trouble
Well, that now makes it the 4th girlfriend in a row to cheat on me. I don't even care anymore...I'll date a prostitute and not even worry.
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
I have to take tonight off from shenanigans. My liver is planning a coup
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
I get stoned and write a 15 page history report in two hours. She gets stoned and cries because she "doesn't know which shade of pink is the real one".
I never thought I'd end up with a prison pen pal through tinder
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
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