I didn't go out last night, but I dreamed that I blacked out and the *CRAZY* thing I did was to eat 12 cupcakes off 12 diff plates and stack them up neatly. If I had a life, I'd hate it.
last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
so the x-ray technician didnt buy my story of falling off a curb. she said a fall of that height couldnt snap the bone that way. bitch called me a drunken idiot too. if she wasnt so hot i'd be angry
I thought this guy walking back to the dorms with his black laundry bag was walking a black flamingo I'm not even kidding I had to take a break on a bench after that.
You're my favorite person
It wasn't a basement apartment, it's his parents basement. And he wanted to show me his pet tarantula collection. I NOPED THE FUCK OUT!
We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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