Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
I wonder if there will ever be a day where I don't find lisps really really hilarious.
he said i took off my shirt and wrote "help HATI" on my tits, and charged people to motorboat me..... i'd like to say i woke up with 267$ in my purse
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
Yeah...I know. It's cute I think...I mean cute in a weird like hey I kinda took you home from the bar one night, maybe criticized your penis, and fucked your brains out...kinda sorta way
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
I think he's speaking German to me now
Nevermind, he's just drunk and not texting properly
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
I’ve been home 1 day and already had sex with my ex and got a blowie from her cousin and currently I’m getting molested by a cougar at the bar!!!! Plenty to give thanks for this year!!!!
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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