Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
I'm reducing my diet to vodka and rice cakes.
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
Your maid of honor is passed out in a golf cart on the 18th hole.
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
Side note: the physics of a guy my size and age getting laid in the backseat of a Toyota Camry are absolutely staggering
is that a dick in a sweater?
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