You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
Someone sent me a drink from across the bar. It was water.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
If my mom walks in on me masturbating one more time I'm moving out
You'd think the first few times would have been enough
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
I swear if you get so drunk that I have to sing Bohemian Rhapsody to you again to get you to come out of the bathroom I'm leaving you at the bar this time.
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
Maybe why that's why I'm perpetually single... I can't find a guy with bigger balls than mine.
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
Hi darlin, what are you doing tonight?
.... Things I will not be proud of
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
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