i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
It's never too late to be topless.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
Yeah but I get laid and I know. He drank toilet water last night and he doesn't know about that either. Still makes me happy though.
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
She left a blanket, pillow, a glass of water, and two advils in the bathroom for me. It's like she knew. Best room mate ever.
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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