i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
man, i hate rosetta stone. i wanted to impress this girl with italian last night but all i could say were things like "a blue airplane" and "he is wearing a white shirt"
its 9am and we're in an escalade. I have no shoes and my dress is on backwards. I feel like we're the morning after a rap video
Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
Is it just me or did a policeman park your car last night?
You realize at the bar last night we blew on imaginary whistles like rose from titanic right?
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
Why is there a traffic cone in the shower? And did you wash it with my body wash? It smells nice.
Dude, you can't drink while watching Star Trek. You hardly understand it sober.
It's an alien shaped cup though. i think that'll help me absorb.
If I ever write a memoir I'm thinking "Choosing to sit in a vat of shit" would fit
I told my mom that I was just gonna go check the mail. It's been 19 hours, and I woke up in a hot tub covered in chocolate, with a text from her sayin "have fun sweetie"
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
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