He is either going to be in my pants or get a restraining order against me.
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
Currently standing on top of my parents leather couch with no pants on playing helicoptor with my penis. You?
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
On a totally unrelated note, captain four hour sexcapades lost it in his boxers this morning and tried to pretend it didnt happen. Lmao
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
I PUT IT IN THE UNIVERSE THAT I WANTED TO STAB HIM AND THEN SOMEONE DID! KARMA IS A BITCH AND SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!
I just had the polyamorous Canadian hockey player do the splits while naked in a handstand at my apartment just now. And yes, I know it’s 1:30am on a Thursday.
You weren't singing into a microphone in front of an audience. You were screaming into your fist in the check-out aisle in Walmart.
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