I'm at some bar in brklyn... just made out with a guy named Owen.
He is a pre-school teacher... just sang me a song about weather.
Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
At least you didn’t announce to an entire bar you’ve eaten pussy, and then knocked your beer over.
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
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