I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
it was just fiscally responsible to stop going to strip clubs where the strippers recognized me
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
Oh my god please beg your father to turn the car around so you can possibly get laid by a knight at medieval times.
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
If I don't end up being a booty call for Valentine's Day, you wanna go to the movies?
The cop was yelling at you as you layed on the sidewalk and you wouldn't take him seriously cause you thought it was some dude in a cop costume.
I don't know what part of my sober brain thought it was a good idea to get stoned when I can barely walk with crutches as it is, but that part is stupid.
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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