Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
I could make wine with my vomit
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
He caught me mid-escape...one leg out the window, bra n thong in hand.I just looked at him and said "Bye Now" n proceeded to fall out his window....then.... tell me why he texted me 30 min later to make sure i got home ok! #igotthis
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
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