I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
Until she magically finds a brain, I'm going to be a dick. Fair trade. She's a idiot, I'm an ass.
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
I think it would be reallllly cool if you took your best friend to work so she doesnt have to have an awkward cab ride with the driver she drunkenly made out with last night ...
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
I didn't wake up drunk this year...I must be getting soft
Yeah I guess quad-fisting Miller Lites just isn't as effective as it used to be
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
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