Your tits are I can't wait for
hahaha! you have a girlfriend
tell that to the new girl at work who i screwed on the washing machine today...
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
I now have scissors specifically made for cutting dicks off.
Randomize
