all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
Considering showing up at your house with coronas. I'll be wearing a sombrero and that's it.
Party city is having a sale on maracas
for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
What's worse: not calling my parents in Dallas to make sure they're alright or not taking shelter to masturbate all over my douchebag roommates clothes?
I worry about you.
i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
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