he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
This last weekend single handedly took me off the liver transplant list
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
i'm not sure when i reached "slam my own hand in the door" status but my half attached fingernail is not grateful.
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
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