Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
As girls, Bert & Ernie are not very bangable costumes. At least not by who we'd want to get banged by.
I was kidding. But I promise you I'd still find us the most eligible bangables, even if we dressed up like a dumpster and a prom night baby.
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
I have lots of feelings today, but drunk is my favorite.
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
after stripping the bed and soaking it with the "pet spot remover" I have, I decided in the best interest of my mattress and our drunk friends bladders, i should invest in rubber sheets.
i am craving dick and cupcakes
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