You work out of a Hotel?
You gave me the wrong number last night so I texted someone else something I definitely shouldn't have.
it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
Was I wearing clothes when I handed you your keys. Please tell me I was wearing clothes.
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
Retelling stories from our semester makes me realize we need to get tested for herpes.
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
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