I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
In all seriousness...vodka, almond milk and chocolate syrup make a decent white russian.
sleeping in bed with your booty calls married sister...you're the stuff heroes are made of.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
You might be at the point of severe desperation when you gotta hold the two pieces of your broken vibrator together just to get off.
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
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