You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
Got some good news and bad news about the hayride this weekend.
The good news is its still on, the bad news is we don't have any hay. The best news, if you drink enough you won't give a fuck that its just a trailer.
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
He said "I can't wait for you to feel me inside of you so I can tell you gently that you're mine" and left me a 4 minute voice mail of him crying after I told him I didn't want to be with him. 30 year olds are off limits.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
I realized today that the only things I'm guaranteed to have with me at all times are lipgloss, condoms and a USB drive. hmmm...
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