i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
I just had a dude tell me how he got fired from friendly's for tripping a kid and followed the story with "If i'm gonna do it, I do it big."
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
let's get her a shirt that says "i went to key west for spring break and all i got was this illegitimate child."
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
OMGGG I JUST SAW A REAL OWL JUST CHILLING ON TOP OF A SIGN POST. I WALKED UP TO HIM AND SAID HOO HOOOOO AND HE TURNED HIS HEAD AT ME AND WAS LIKE YEAHHH BRO
Turns out Edward 40 hands and life-sized jenga is really hard...Didn't stop you from trying. How is your concussion?
I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
If more people understood that brunch is at 3pm the world would be a better place because you don't have to wake up early. Breakfast food is important
Nothing wrong with a little cat scratch fever. You have toys?
A few, plus a dildo molded from a porn star that I've always been too intimidated of to actually use, but it's the apocalypse, and momma didn't raise no quitter.
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