We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
We were on the beach when you spilled sand in the bottle and said "relax it's vodka, it'll disinfect itself"
Two days ago a random guy asked me to sign his forehead 'cause he wanted to have the name of the prettiest girl in the bar on him and never wash it. I just saw him and my signature still there...
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
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