she pooed on me. she actually pooed on me.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
Pretty sure I sang "What Makes You Beautiful" to some random guy in a parking lot last night...
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
she walked up to me at the bar, kissed me, andthen declared "I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU OR YOUR PENIS SINCE 2011."
At one point, the bartender wrote out the words "please kill me" on some receipt paper and slid it across the bar to me.
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
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