Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
TRUE LIFE: my roommate is growing a bush.
better yet, TRUE LIFE: my roommates boyfriend begged her to grow a bush.
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
My roommate definitely just walked in on me playing the piano naked.
By piano you mean.....
Like literally a piano.
Ohhhh that's kind of embarrassing.
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
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