Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
I'm tuning in to watch Heidi Montag crash and burn on the Miss Universe Pageant. Somebody call 911. and I'm not talking about the Sean Kingston song.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
You drunkenly told one of the campus security guards that you liked his headset. In return he introduced himself, lit your cig, and told us that if anyone was giving us shit to call and ask for him... Best campus security ever.
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
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