So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
Do you hit a new low in life when you have to carry around a puke bag in your purse when you're hungover?
Please tell me I was just dreaming when I asked if I could borrow your jesus dildo
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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