how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
I just puked in my courtyard and dripped toothpaste in my chest hair. You better be getting laid or this drunk is wasted.
My whole house smells like Spaghetti-Os and cat litter. I think I've failed as an adult.
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
oh man there are to hot chicks wrestling in a pool of maple syrup. ill send you a picture
this is why i will never break up with you
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