I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
If im paying 4grand for laser eye surgery, it better help with beer goggles cuz last night was pretty rough.
You were walking around with a baby carrier pretending your vodka was a baby. You tried to get pictures on santas lap
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
You showed up at 4 a.m with two middle-aged men, a 200 dollar bottle of wine, three bottles of beer, no shoes on, and a half eaten red velvet cake.You are never drinking absinthe again.
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
My boss is explaining why he thinks time goes by faster and faster. Bc of the rockets. No lie.
Randomize
