My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
He somehow managed to accomplish karate kicking a door down, cockblocking my friend in the room, and writing "tits" all over the house with a blue sharpie.
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
For graduation he gave me roses, a giraffe necklace, and a butt plug. I think this might be my one shot at true love
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
MY GOD DAMN TV STOPS WORKING EVERY TIME I AM THIS FUCKING HIGH. WHY MUST IT TORMENT ME?!
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
It's not a hangover, it's "slept on a couch with another person and said person moves a lot and is loud"
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
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