Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
This show inspires me to have sex in space
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
Can I tell him I got herpes from your bong instead of from that guy who claimed to be an olympic diver?
Just woke up to find myself in a random bed with two people next to me having sex. I thought it would be awkward to just suddenly get up so i think I'm gonna lie here and pretend I'm still sleeping.
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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