your thong is hanging out like whoa
Gonna be late. Someone jumped in front of our train.
I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
Trust me. My dick only does selfies for you.
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
So, I found your eyebrow, someone glued it in between my eyebrows so I looked like I had a unibrow when I went to work...
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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