I don't know which is more embarrassing, the fact that I shat on the floor today or that I told you about it.
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
Oh my god. I just realized something amazing. If I get pregnant with a boy, that technically means I have a penis right??????
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
I saw a kid peeing outback so I yelled "you have a small pecker, but its ok cuz when life gives you lemons..." and proceeded to throw lemons at him
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
Too bad, iambic pentameter is a drunk specialty of mine.
We ate sushi in a hospital bed, then fucked in a bathroom while I wore a gown. Pretty sure she's the one
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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