Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
He didnt have condoms & didnt trust himself to pull out. Thats when I knew he was a keeper. So I blew him so he knew I was a keeper too.
True romance of the 21st century.
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
Partial kegs from last night are currently in my bathtub, which leads me to 2 questions: 1. What are you doing tonight? 2. Can I use your shower?
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
40 year old guy made out with me last night while I had French fries in my mouth
he threw his shirt and suit jacket out the window of the uber going home
I just walked across town, stoned off my ass and barefoot in 35 degree weather for him to bust five mins in and then apologize 13 times as I got dressed.
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