he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
Just went through the drive thru and got 18 free donuts in exchange for half a joint. Dunkin Donuts at midnight might become a nightly thing for us.
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
WHO GIVES HANDJOBS AT 8 IN THE FUCKING MORNING
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
Smargarita sloshedurday tomorrow around 2
Bring a helmet for your liver
I woke up at 4am because the neighbors cat managed to sneak into my bed. HOW THE FUCK DOES THIS STUFF HAPPEN TO
She was a cheerleader in college and President of her sorority and now she’s a sales rep for a pharmaceutical corporation. “High maintenance hot” doesn’t even begin to explain it
But dear lord is it worth it
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