we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
We walked past a group of guys in front of a bar last night and they claimed, I quote: Wow, we'd actually have to work for that.
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
They found an open window, climbed through and proceeded to arrest half the party. These campus cops are like fucking ninjas.
I expected to wake up with a sext of you posing nude and all I got was a missed call.....disappointed.
I'm sorry I think it was because I lost a chicken nugget in my purse and that's all that was on my mind until 4am
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
Stand up sex. Extremely, extremely difficult. I now know how pointe dancers feel.
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
I apologize in advance for the number of sex toys drying on the bathroom sink.
Get here now. I need a drinking buddy. I don't care if you're in a different timezone, it'll be five o clock here faster.
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
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