Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
Yeah, half my ass was burnt and I was missing a shoe. I'm blaming you for the shoe.
Unlimited sex for unlimited netflix. I can deal with that. I think this is the first prostitution deal for netflix ever.
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
Just high enough for therapy.
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
My dad just said "fuck circus"
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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