Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
i fell asleep last night with fifteen animal crackers in my mouth. rock bottom dude.
i miss you and i wish you were peeing between my legs right now. in a platonic way
Why can't I find a man that likes bush instead of a vagina that looks like it belongs to a prepubescent child!
Because men are children
Touche
Some guy shouted fuck america during the national anthem, i decked him. They threw him out. USA USA USA!
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
My costume for the end of the world party was a success. Everyone in the ER thought I was there because I got hit by a car when it was actually from alcohol poisoning.
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
I went to the nurse and she literally told me I was too sexually active and wrote me a prescription for 7 days of pelvic rest...... Hahahhahaha
If he’s halfway attractive, employed and cool with me having boytoys, I’ll marry him
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