The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
Guy passed out in the lobby with a keychain sharpie hanging from his belt loop. 1 guest came in and wrote on him, then others saw and got in line. I'm not waking him up.
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
You know those creepy dolls that look like they are watching you from anywhere in the room? It was like that, but with his penis...
I tried to roll down the stairs in a ball. I have bruises, the pain is too much.
What the fuck, why would you ever do that?
Haven't you ever just wanted to be a ball?
She sneezed like 10 times, put her head down on the table and then laid down on their couch and fell asleep. In the middle of the dominoes game. I'll never understand why my dad continues to provide my mom wine.
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
Welcome to my Tuesday when my lesbian ex girlfriend shows up unexpectedly and gets me drunk and then leaves
I just set my mike's hard down and didn't want it to spill, so I held my finger up and told it to shoosh. I'm drunk.
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
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