Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
I should do something nice for her. Like sign her up for "What Not To Wear."
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
I have shit my pants twice this week. #adulthood
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
At least life still wants to fuck me.
Im pretty sure breakfast wine is a thing, and if it isn't, I just invented it
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