I just ate 3 burrito supremes and a crunchwrap...can't feel feet...I think I have diabetes
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
I think I should become a real estate agent in th friend zone I know the place so well
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
So, I'm about to take my pants off in the Walmart parking lot, when am old lady parks next to me. I'm all the way in the back next to the semis. What the hell?
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
I only wore my thong with cheeseburgers on it because I thought we'd have sex. So I basically wasted my best thong for nothing.
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
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