I understand how i shit in my shoes, but explain why you were wearing them.
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
He interrupted me giving him head to ask if I were hungry, because he wanted to eat pizza. Wtf.
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
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