He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
Oh shit. Easter I forgot. Maybe we should leave the illegal stuff for when Jesus is less present.
I don't think the cop knew you were on ecstasy until you asked for a back rub.
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
Who replies to a drunk text at 6am that's like against the rules of being a designated drunk text receiver
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
I woke up this morning next to my computer with Google search results for "how to put out a fire."
I'm very scared to turn around.
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
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