I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
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That's how twitter works, right?
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
I sold 10 pepperonis for 5 dollars last night....i fucking love drunk people
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
drunk snapchatting is the worst, because i woke up with great pictures of my tits saved to my memories and no idea who i sent them to
Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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