my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
She was having a seizure right in front of you, and you asked, "So there's no more donuts?"
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
It's been 5 months since I last wore a condom.
Not including when spray tanning
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
She made me walk a straight line to prove i was sober enough to help carry you to the car
Knowing you it was perfect out of spite. Like. A line straighter than YOU
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
I love my cat. she doesnt judge when i stumble in my house drunk and pass out on my floor. my dog looks at me disappointed.
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