It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
I think the universe is against us being together. Or maybe it's just god's way of telling me there is a bigger dick out there for me.
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
I got to the apartment, I was handed a beer within 20 seconds, I'm glowing in the dark, there's fog everywhere, and now I'm wearing a sombrero because apparently it's silly hat night. I never want to leave.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
I though he and I knew each other well enough that we could go to my hotel room to do a bunch of cocaine together without their being any homoerotic implications, but NOOOOOOOOO!
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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