If its vodka, everyone is attractive. Tequila, everyone is dead sexy, single and fuckable.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
She tried to cook Velveeta IN the oven on clean mode.
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
Escorted out of jimmy johns because I refused to leave with my dog. Stole a loaf of bread on the way out.
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
When we found you, you were half crying/half singing Taylor swift songs at 2am in the bathroom, and occasionally puking. I think I get "friend of the year" award just for putting up with your drunk ass all night.
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