absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
I just used a franzia box to scrape the snow off my car.
We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
you puked on the porch, i can see your jacket on the floor next to your underwear. i know your home, unchain the door, you're the worst roommate ever.
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
Let me refresh your memory. New Year's Eve in the back of my car you grabbed my hand and said feel my tumor on my butthole and at that moment I swear we were infinite
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
Ok maybe second best. He dated a stripper. Can't compete with that level of hoeness
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
Remember when we thought adulthood would be different than college?
It is different. We had hopes and dreams back then. Now we're just alcoholics.
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