Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
You suck. You're fired. I need to find a less reasonable voice-of-reason.
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
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