That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
What tipped you off? The sombrero?
Do you think unemployment will give me a christmas bonus?
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
I was expecting a blowjob when she shoved me in the bathroom but instead she shaved my pubes into a mustache for my penis. I am still satisfied.
she was literally 3 feet away from the garbage can, said she couldn't make it, and then proceeded to vomit on the floor in front of everyone in the restaurant
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes
All right, sex is off the menu for you. Now you just get friendship. So I can spend marginally less time being annoyed by you.
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
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