i'm returning your mother's day gift to finance my alcoholism over the next week.
I woke up this morning under my fitted sheet and my legs through the sleeves of my sweater.
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
it was like eating out sand paper
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
On an unrelated side note: I shall now attempt to crawl to the bathroom. Where I will lay motionless on the cold ceramic bathtub with hot water pouring over my shivering body as I desperately try not to vomit. Good day.
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY. I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO DRIVE 3 HOURS FOR BIRTHDAY SEX.
I'm really busy with my period
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