yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
Apparently I was the fucked up drunk guy greeting people at the hotel in the lobby last night.
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
I told him that he was essentially a very life-like dildo with a person attached so he needed to stop having feelings because it was getting annoying. He agreed.
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
I think John will remember that birthday for a while. I'm still dying at the fact a stripper was hunting me down.
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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