nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
oh my god im such an asshole. i just asked the guitarist of bad religion if he was a scalper.
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
I'm in the kitchen making quiche for my fuck buddy and his wife. I'm probably not the chick to get dating advice from.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
I had an awesome dream where you were a stegosaurus and I was a triceratops and we were hiding from a t-rex and had mad dino sex
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
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